"Where'll I live, then?"
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This isn't the most romantic question to ask when your wife is breaking up with you but I get it. It's an important variable to consider in this equation! I'm sure if the Non-Certified Spouse broke up with me, I'd ask, at some point in the termination interview, "How am I going to get my cable hooked up in my new place?"
My high school best friend was more romantic than Lew when I went off to college: "What'll I do without you?" I mean, put it back in your pants, Paul! I'll be home for Thanksgiving!
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