Wednesday, December 30, 2020

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 As they came in low over the Stockyards, the smell found them, the smell and the uproar of flesh learning its mortality—like the dark conjugate of some daylit fiction they had flown here, as appeared increasingly likely, to help promote.

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After the first line of the book, this was the next line that suggested to me that I needed to carefully explore every line.

Some of you might be thinking, "Is this how you do that? Do you think the definition of 'explicate' is to digress continuously and then say something obvious about each line?" And to that, I refuse to dignify it with a coherent response! Instead, you just get a raspberry.

"Thbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpt!"

After I read this line, I read it again. And again. And at least fifteen more times. Then I headed over to Twitter to say, "It's not a Pynchon novel if you can understand every single sentence." But guess what? I think I have a much better handle on it now than when I first read it!

The first half is easy and uncomfortable. The Chums have made it to Chicago and the proof is the famous stockyards where so many cows are butchered every day that nobody can avoid the smell and what that smell means: delicious hamburgers. And we all know delicious hamburgers make us think of death when we'll never again get to have one. That's what's meant by "flesh learning its mortality."

But the second half had me stumped. What the hell does "the dark conjugate of some daylit fiction" mean?! But now that I'm a little more familiar with the Chums of Chance because I read each sentence so closely, I think I got it!

They're in town to promote some big government lie, a lie which will hide some "dark conjugate" which compares to the killing fields of the Chicago stockyard. The daylit fiction is the government lie. The terrible thing being covered up is the dark conjugate. And they've come to promote the lie. The first half of the sentence is there both to show they've arrived in Chicago and to be an example of the terrible thing they're supposed to help hide from the public.

I don't know what that is even though I've already read this chapter once. Maybe I was too dumb to catch it the first time; maybe it isn't revealed yet (or ever will be! I mean, have you read Gravity's Rainbow?). Or maybe the dark secret, if we're comparing it to killing fields, has to do with H. H. Holmes!

I know I'm being overly whimsical and facetious but I'm trying really hard not to let the line "the uproar of flesh learning its mortality" turn me back into a vegetarian. I'm not much of a meat eater now (probably a holdover from having been vegetarian through most of my thirties because I saw one of those PBS documentaries about the Japanese village that massacres dolphins and I finally couldn't be a part of it anymore (I'd been having a tough time for years before that justifying any kind of meat eating or, even, killing of bugs. Just the thought of the creature's existence suddenly ending, and me being the cause, was causing me great strife and anxiety)). But eventually the grinding of the years and a general apathy toward everything and the slow erosion of one's sense of wonder and, ultimately, just being a lazy asshole filed off any feelings of guilt or remorse I had and I went back to, occasionally, eating meat.

Welcome back, tacos!

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Postscript: Oh! Duh! The "daylit fiction" is the Fair! A celebration of the exact opposite of the horror of The Stockyards. The Fair is supposedly mankind at its best! A promotion of all that man can achieve! And just a few blocks away is the horror of what mankind actually does! Wholesale slaughter and terrible working conditions and poor pay to the people who have been hired to do that slaughtering!

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 "You'll see. In time, of course."

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Chick might see "in time" but I doubt the readers will. Pynchon is going to start discussing other characters and their problems and completely forget that I want to know how up is also down and where up/down winds up that is so much like Earth that it's disappointing.

I bet Thomas Pynchon would love to have more time than the measly amount us humans are given so that he could write all the Chums of Chance books as young adult literature. Those books would be so good that they would force all that other popular young adult novels about Harry Potters and Katniss Everdeens and Snickety Whip-its to suck their dicks.

That might sound harsh because it's a metaphor where one object that is a book makes other objects which are also books suck the dick the book doesn't actually have. And that would be wrong if the books were people. But since books are just books and sucking dick is actually a good thing that makes a lot of people happy, it's really just an icky thing to write about non-consensual behavior and I probably shouldn't have written it. Especially if I ever want my dreams of hosting Jeopardy to come true.

But at least I didn't say Pynchon's Chums of Chance young adult novels were also priests.

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 "These are mysteries of the profession," Chick supposed.

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Oh, so world traveling boy adventurer is a profession, is it? Why didn't anybody tell me this when I was eight? I hate adults.

Maybe it wasn't the adults' fault. Maybe it was my lack of vision and ambition. It's not like I didn't grow up watching In Search of . . . my entire young life. There were mysteries out there to discover and what was I doing about them at eight years old? Absolutely nothing, that's what! I could have gone out and built an airship like those puppets in Outerscope on that psychedelic kid's show Vegetable Soup. I could have hopped on my bike and patrolled my neighborhood for paranormal goings on! I could have experimented with talking to plants to see if they understood what I was saying. But did I do any of that? No! I was too busy sitting in my fake wood paneled family room on a paisley bean bag recording myself reading stories from Choose Your Own Adventure books so that I could fall asleep listening to myself tell me stories later! What a dumb prick I was!

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 "Not exactly. No. Another 'surface,' but an earthly one. Often to our regret, all too earthly. More than that, I am reluctant—"

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So not another planet. That means there's something in the air where you'll land. But after coming down? So is it that heaven is above the Earth but upside down with Earth in their sky? And I say heaven because Randolph's disappointment in the place he's hinting at implies he (and others) expected the place to be better than Earth. "All too earthly" speaks volumes about what those horny angels must be getting up to.

Spoiler Alert: I'm going to spoil the end of this chapter! But I won't spoil any other media entertainment in a joking way so don't worry! Unless it's about Transformers: The Movie. I might spoil that!

So later, we discover the boys travel down into the Earth and through it via airship. In this way, they go down until they're going up so it's the opposite of what Randolph is saying (except that eventually, from the center of the Earth, you go up until you're going down, right?! But I don't think that's what Randolph means!). But in no way do I think Randolph is "regretful" of how the gnomes and people inside the earth are "all too earthly." Nobody has expectations of what they would be like and, if they had, they would absolutely expect them to be earthly because they're entirely of the Earth! They would be supra-earthly!

But heavenly beings should not be earthly. Which means the Chums of Chance must have a book entitled The Chums of Chance Meet God and His Fornicating Angelic Host.

Also, remember how I suspected Randolph might be an angel? Maybe that's why the "regret." Because he feels he doesn't live up to what earthlings expect from angels! He's lamenting his own failings and his own "earthiness."

Anyway, the Chums of Chance have definitely sailed to heaven.

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 "Approaching the surface of another planet, maybe?" Chick persisted.

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This is what I thought, Chick! We're like the same person! Petulant, insulting, unlikeable, constantly chased and reviled by Klansmen! It's either a coincidence that Thomas Pynchon created a character that embodies all of my character traits or it's an international conspiracy. I know which one Pynchon would support.

At what point in the atmosphere of a planet do you go from going "up" to going "out"? And then what direction are you going once you've broken the bonds of a planet's overwhelming gravitational pull? What do directions mean in space? Are all space directions relative to the home planet of the beings traveling through it? You probably have to give directions as if you're telling somebody how to get to Powell's in Portland except you've lived there for decades and just never really learned the street names so you have to give relative directions based on local landmarks and visual cues. "Head toward that cluster of three bright blue stars until Andromeda is directly out the port window and then turn upward 90 degrees until you see the tail end of the constellation Taurus. Head straight toward that until you're momentarily blinded by a pulsar from about 45 degrees out of the starboard side of your forward viewscreen. At that moment, stop! There's a massive black hole straight ahead so you're going to want to go around it. Sure, it'll add three light years to your overall mileage but you'll save a ton of time. That is if time has any meaning after being sucked into a black hole. Ha ha! Anyway, if you keep on straight from there, you should see the flashing neon lights of the new and incredibly immense Powell's New and Used Books on Perblexy IV. Sure, they don't really sell used books at used books prices but they sure have decimated the small mom and pop book stores that did! You'll love it!"


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 "Shh!" warned Randolph St. Cosmo.

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Shh? They're a mile in the air! Who's going to hear them?!

Oh no! The Inconvenience is riddled with listening devices! What kind of an organization have these kids gotten themselves mixed up in?!

On a side note, nobody ever said to me, "You should read Thomas Pynchon's Against the Day. It's basically The Little Rascals written by the Wobblies." Then I would have said, "Dude, you took too many mushrooms." And then they would have said, "Can you take too many mushrooms?" And then I would have said, "How long have we been standing at this urinal?"

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 "So . . . if you went up high enough, you'd be going down again?"

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Chick Counterfly connects his thought with Randolph's analogy and his brain begins to melt (as noted by the italicized "down"). What the gruff has he signed on for?!

How many entries will I need to say "what the gruff" before people begin to think it's an actual saying and start using it?

This connection that Chick makes either proves he's super smart and will make a terrific Chum of Chance or it shows he's super stupid and thinks analogies have to work on every level just like the thing they're analogizing. Also, it proves he's got some Slothrop in him because he's sniffing out this conspiracy that up and down are practically the same thing faster than Scooby Doo sniffs out a meatball sub.

It's too bad meatball subs weren't the weekly real estate crime lord because then Scooby Doo would have really been the hero of the show instead of just a terrified dog being dragged into situations that his owners know terrify the fuck out of him. It's like—analogy time!—if somebody's dog hated fireworks but every day you chained your dog out back and shot bottle rockets off in front of him. Then you gave him doggy drugs to feel justified in your sadism. "Good boy! You were so scared for the whole half hour! Have some snacks!"

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 The skyship commander shrugged uncomfortably.

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Either Randolph St. Cosmo's uniform is too tight or Chick Counterfly has just broached a dangerous subject whose ramifications could destroy the common person's view of the world. Because once you discover that north is also south and up is also down and reality is junk science that owes everything to perception and modes of perception and chemical variances in the brain and an author who can change the world at his whim, how do you keep your sanity?!

Also, is this the first hint of conspiracy? The upside of reading a book one sentence at a time is that you spend a far greater time thinking about every sentence. The downside of reading a book one sentence at a time is that a week can pass between a few paragraphs and my memory isn't the best which means I can easily lose context from one line to the next.

I really should only do this with books I'm re-reading! I'll try to remember that for the next blog I write! Maybe I'll do House of Leaves one line at a time!