"Say, it's cubebs. Medicinal use only. No tobacco allowed on board, as you might recall from your Chums of Chance Membership Oath."
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"cubebs"
These are the type of cigarettes young people will begin to smoke if you purchase a pool table for your small town. I suppose Darby smokes cubeb cigarettes because they're not allowed tobacco and we all know the loopholes for smoking things with medicinal qualities! Although I can't seem to find any evidence that cubeb has any kind of narcotic effect on the user other than Edgar Rice Burroughs claiming that Tarzan would never have been written if he hadn't smoked so many cubeb cigarettes. And I guess the fact that cubeb cigarettes are a part of the trouble that starts with "T" which rhymes with "P" and that stands for pool.
"Chums of Chance Membership Oath"
I hope we get to hear this oath at some point and I hope it's a parody of Green Lantern's oath.
In Brightest day! In Darkest night!
No evil shall escape my sight!
If I may and if I might!
Have my wish: Green Lantern's light!
That's the real oath (or close enough without looking it up! So what if I forgot a line or two?!). Here's the Chums' parody oath:
Against the Day! It's always night!
Thelonius Monk was totally right!
Up in the air, we shine our light!
Like a city on a hill for the world or something.
I don't know. We're just kids! Anyway, don't smoke on the ship.
I imagine the "No Smoking!" rule is enforced due to the hydrogen-generating machine. But then it doesn't make sense that cubeb cigarettes can be smoked just because they're medicinal. I bet Lindsay hasn't authorized this rebellious loophole at all!