Thursday, January 28, 2021

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 For Chick's benefit, Darby explained that this outfit had first been formed over twenty years ago, during the Sieges of Paris, when manned balloons were often the only way to communicate in or out of the city.

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"For Chick's benefit"
And for the reader's benefit as well! Thanks, Darby!

"this outfit"
The Garçons de '71! The boys of 1871! The boys of summer! I mean, the boys of autumn! Or winter? I don't know exactly when the boys first manned their balloons in Paris. Maybe they used pigeons in autumn and then the pigeons flew south for the winter so they needed ballons at that point. Then the Garçons de '71 took over in their balloons. I'll learn more when I get to the "Sieges of Paris" section and actually read the Wikipedia on it. I have no idea what it was! I know a lot of people on the Internet have trouble admitting when they don't know something because it's so easy to learn about something between postings in a heated flame thread on whether Dave Sim is or is not a misogynist and then to pretend you've always known that fact. But I know so little facts that it's simply easier to admit I'm an idiot than to try to keep straight all the ways I'm pretending to be smart.

"over twenty years ago"
Yeah, do the math! 1893 - 1871 = over twenty years ago!

"Sieges of Paris"
Oh! This took place during that Franco-Prussian War my high school history teacher, Mr. Bush, kept going on and on about. It's sad that thirty years later, I only remember a few clear things about that class. One was that he put pictures of all the Civil War generals on the chalkboard's chalk tray and we took a quiz where we had to name them. Second was taking a quiz on Watergate and me being the only student to pass. And not just pass but to get a perfect score while nobody else came close. Granted, I was doing my semester report on Watergate. And the third and main one was when he chastised Laurie Zitzer while giving a lesson by saying, "What are you blind?" and she erupted, "Yes, actually, I am!" She wore the thickest glasses I've ever seen and was almost certainly legally blind at the time. Mr. Bush was a fairly pale man but that day he would have been mistaken for a tomato. Fucking kudos to Laurie for that response, by the way!
    What I learned reading about the Siege of Paris is that I'm easily bored by accounts of historical battles. But the important part of what I read was how balloons were used to get letters in and out of Paris while it was under siege by the Prussians. But more importantly than even that, I learned that the balloons carried pigeons out of the city so that the pigeons could be used to return messages back to France. So it was a cooperative mission between balloons and pigeons!
    When I was Darby's age, I never could have explained to a friend of mine any important events that took place twenty years before I was born. I was too busy learning the lyrics to the theme of The Gummi Bears cartoon.
    

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 "Well we were over by Mount Etna there back in the spring," Penny said, "and you remember those Garçons de '71, I expect."

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I don't know where Penny is going with this story but this is a heck of a way to begin it. Doesn't she know the old comic book adage, "Every comic book is somebody's first"? She needs to clear this story up quick because what is she talking about?! Mount Etnas? Spring? Garçons de '71?! I certainly don't remember any of that!

"Mount Etna"
A volcano in Sicily, Italy. But you knew that. The Bindlestiffs visited in April or May. Maybe March. Or June.

"those Garçons de '71"
The boys of 1871! Now my brain is singing at me "After the boys of summer Garçon!" I don't know who the Garçons de '71 are. Probably an aeronautic club. But I don't have to speculate because, like Chick Counterfly, we, the readers, are new to this group. Darby knows this and he'll be explaining this reference so we don't have to do any work trying to figure it out.
    I wish Darby were a character in Gravity's Rainbow.

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 "News to me. Inconvenience, we're only the runts of the Organization, last at the trough, nobody ever tells us anything—they keep cutting our orders, we follow 'em, is all."

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Now Darby's shrugging really comes into focus. How does he care so little about these strange sightings and strange lights in the sky?! When I was Darby's age, I read every book I could find about the Bermuda Triangle or the Loch Ness Monster or the Money Pit or the Abominable Snowman or UFOs! I even read The Amityville Horror in 5th grade because it was about paranormal shenanigans! Is Darby just acting all pouty because of the Organization's leash about his neck keeping him from exploring files from the X folder? Is this a kid's way of pretending not to give a dang darn because he has no control over his own life and his excitement for something which he can't explore on his own terms just causes emotional pain and turmoil?!

"the runts of the Organization"
Who is this mysterious organization?! And why are the Chums of Chance the runts of it? Being that they're running into another crew of child aeronauts, I suspect they aren't the runts because the other members of the Organization aren't children. Or maybe that's a poor suspicion. The Organization is probably run by a secret cabal of adults doing who knows what. But they need eyes and ears all over the globe and the balloons are only capable of holding a crew of children. The number of adults needed to man a balloon would probably weigh it down too much. So the Chums of Chance have no real leadershp role in the organization; they are just the eyes and ears to report back, and the hands to accomplish far off errands.

"nobody ever tells us anything"
I suppose nobody ever tells Darby and Chick anything. And possibly Miles. But I bet Randolph and Lindsay know far more than they're willing to tell the rest of the crew. Like how Randolph earlier wandered off on his own in formal attire for some secret rendezvous.

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 Darby shrugged.

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You would think a short sentence like this would be a relief to me because it means one quick and tidy entry knocked out when I've got tens of thousands left to go. But it really just fills me with anxiety. "How am I supposed to say something clever or stupidly funny about this?" I wonder after I've read it and spent ten minutes on Twitter and then clicked back to the blogger tab and read it again.

Oh fuck! I just realized what this entry should have been since there's obviously nothing much to talk about!

Okay, okay! Let's start over!

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*shrugs*