"Small confrontation with the Töpler Influence Machine, nothing to worry about."
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"Töpler Influence Machine"
An electrostatic generator which means a machine to generate static electricity! It was probably used for hilarious practical jokes and Jackass-style stunts. It's almost certain that August Töpler was the first guy in history to know what it felt like to shock your scrotum. Or, more probably, his lab assistant was the first and Töpler was the first person in history to piss himself laughing at seeing a guy get his balls electrocuted.
I am, of course, joking. Static generators were invented well over a century earlier and, as such, many, many balls had been shocked before Töpler was even born.
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