"What here are you looking at, you wish to steal eine . . . Wassermelone, perhaps?"
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Oh shit. Where did my opinions about soda go?! I wasn't expecting the Archduke, no matter how racist and sociopathic he's been described up until this point, to go so hard so fast! I mean, technically, it's not the worst thing he could have said. It's a pretty immature stereotype. It's also kind of dumb because doesn't everybody love watermelon? I suppose like the story I once heard about a mother who refused to buy their child a rainbow sticker because rainbows mean gay, there must be racist assholes out there who refuse to eat a delicious watermelon because of this dumb stereotype. I can't imagine how hard it must be for a Black American to simply enjoy some watermelon in public without a bunch of stupid assholes making some kind of racist joke about it. I'm white and I bet even if I were eating some watermelon in public, some stupid asshole would make a racist joke about it. And that stupid asshole might be my father! And probably just two minutes after going on some rant about not being able to make jokes anymore!
Anyway, the point is that Archduke Ferdinand is a racist asshole looking for trouble. You might have learned that earlier if you'd been paying attention to how he wanted to hunt Hungarian immigrants for sport.
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