Newsboys made up lurid headlines about him, which they shouted all through the civic mobilities morning and evening, making a point of pronouncing his name disrespectfully.
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How does somebody become such a pariah?! Fucking newsboys. The Twitter of 1893. These newsboys just invented the clickbait!
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P.S. the First:
Later, I'll discuss Lew's name as possibly sounding like Lube Ass Night. Apparently I hadn't realized that the Newsboys got there first.
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