"I perform the Dance of Lava-Lava, the Volcano Goddess," she replied.
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I guess I have to imagine what that dance might be. It's probably a version of the Hula but with more audience casualties.
That was my polite society definition of the dance. My vulgar interpretation uses words like "eruptions" and "ruined" and "pants."
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