"Scientific exhibit here boys, latest improvements to the hypodermic syringe and its many uses!"
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I knew drugs were one of the Deadly Sins! If doing drugs is a sin that automatically damns you to Hell, what would the punishment for it in Hell be? Not getting to do drugs for eternity? Or doing too many drugs for eternity? Basically if you end any punishment with "for eternity," I'm totally up for it. Because at least that means I still exist! Unless the punishment is "not existing for eternity." But then I'm already prepared for that one! Even if the punishment is having your entrails pulled out of your anus by demon hands covered in stinging nettles for all eternity, I'd be pretty psyched about my ego continuing on. Good luck getting me down, Satan, when you're letting my ego continue on forever! The only way you can punish me in that case is by destroying my ego! And that wouldn't be all that bad anyway because, as I said, I'm already expecting that and, well, it would put an end to all those stinging nettles in my butthole.
Lindsay is probably right to be suspicious of the intent of some of these exhibits since I think the only reason hypodermic syringes existed in 1893 were to get morphine into the bloodstream.
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